Orphaned owls Linford and Christie
The owls were hatched at the Hawk Conservancy Trust in Andover, Hampshire, in February and are now being hand-reared by a very devoted Jimmy and his dog, JT.
Dear Sir pt11
Dear Sir,
I know you are my best friend, but here’s the deal: It’s just an appointment. You will not be blinded, scarred, or raped - as you have claimed will happen if you go, and that is why you are guilting me into driving you so that you will have someone else there. If you’re nervous, fine, I’ll go for moral support. But do not make me give up two hours of working on stuff I NEED to get done because you are afraid the office your appointment is with is hell-bent on sacrificing you to the devil.
And do not go on your own with the self-sacrificing attitude of, ‘Well, I’ll show them how horrifying it will be. They’ll be sorry they didn’t believe me when I said that they probably wanted to rape me.’ Because really, it won’t happen, and you’ll look like an dumb. For real. I mean, it’s a lame, lame, LAME time.
I love you lots, but really. Over-dramatic much?
Sincerely,
For Real, I have Two 15-Page Papers To Write
